BARBIE- shrimpy shrimpy shrimpy shrimpy shrimp.

I finally got my shrimpy. Didn't collect a point but he wanted to. We had a long talk and I think he's not playing with me. He might even really like me. And about Bebe..... He's an ass. He tried to make out with Pandora. Ok I kissed shrimpy but Bebe is not single. Totally other situation.

OOOH Im soooo happy! Ive been waiting for this for such a long time. Shrimp party?

xxx

Leo - OHHHH GIRLS UR SO LUCKKKYYYY. you have ur guys. I am so bored..have no ONE.
I fantisy of E again. and i want him again. I reallly wanna have sex with hiiiiiiiim its killing me..but I wont. At least not too easely. If we get to hang this summer (am going to his bday party soon) I am so so so going to play hard to get. hope he is still interested though. uh.

soon girls. soon school and all that shit will be over... . . . and . . we will need to write on this blog alllll the time ha ha ho ho..

Pandora is baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

hello darlings!
its been quite a while since the last time i posted on our blog!
well, things have changed quite a bit for me since im going out with a new man since almost 4 weeks : D
i met this new dude - lets call him backpack- through school, i had a huge crush on him last year but he ended up with the biggest slut on earth grrrrrrrrrrr
anyway, its my turn now, and guess what? weve kept it aaaall sweet and innocent to this point!
i was quite worried at the beginning, especially since leo, who used to be friends with his ex gf slutica, told me that in the 6 months of their relationship, NOTHING ever happened sexually speaking!! and he is still a V!!
luckily, we went to this party 2 weeks ago ( the same one at which leo and i made out haha), and were both pretty drunk, so we ended up making out in a corner and he fingered me!! hes incredibly gd at it btw hehehe. but then - and it was one of the most embarassing moments in my entire life- one of the bouncers comes up to us and told us off for doing gross things in a public space blablablabla, and during his whole speech backpack still had his hand under my dress hihi (which the bouncer of course saw :s :s :s)
but ooh, on friday we were at school, and it was our last day so everyone was hanging out in the park, and things got quiteee hot between me and backpack (i was basically lying on him) when he suddenly said he wants me!!!
in my head i went like 'FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY" :D
hope "it" will happen real soon cause im in bad need of sexy time right now hehe -im really starting to think im a freaking nympho!
besides that, he is incredibly sweet and is just as much as a friend as of a bf, which i totally love!
hope the next time ill write ill have gd news for u folks :p
hugh hefner bless u all!
xxx

Update

Barbie - Hey, it's been a long time. A lot has been going down since we last spoke. I havn't had my shrimp fiesta, but I don't care. I have another dude on my mind now. But speaking about the shrimp, I went to a party at his place a couple of weeks ago and it was cool. He's a nice dude, I can totally see myself being friends with him.

BUT WHO'S THE OTHER DUDE? Ok, it's shrimpy's BFF. HAHAHHAHAHHAA. We speak every day, he's so sweet and conciderate. Only one thing bothers me: HE HAS A FKN GF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol, yes, I am the other woman. Ok, I havn't collected a point with him yet, but almost.

We've been speaking on internet for almost 2 months. And he was at shrimpy's party and suddenly we were all alone, me and this dude (let's call him Bebe). It was natural, since we were already pretty good friends and we just sat and talked for such a long time, me and him. It wasnt even flirty. But then we ended up kissing for hours. Dunno how it even happened. But it was totally AWESOME.

After that night we kept speaking on internet and we even spoke about the kissing-part. Then the week after he came and surprised me at school. A couple of days later we went out and he kissed me again. This time I was pretty close to scoring a point, but I kept my selfcontrol. HE HAS A GF! But he fingered me and i touched his ENORMOUS thingy. I even told him I was a v.

Well well, i've been keeping some details to myself. But Bebe is here to stay I think, so you'll probably hear more about him in the future.

xxx

Leo - Oh its been a while since I wrote. Feels like you girls have had more fun than me lately...you'll have to write about it all chicaaaaaaaz!!!
Ive just been studying a lot...not going out too much...okay once or two and got drunk and had fun but no sexy times....except once at a wood-party when i randomly frenchkissed a really good friend of mine just for the fun of kissing someone..I was bored...and we are still just friends..(although he is a really good kisser!)
oh and ye...I kissed you both girls...Pandora at a club in North Paris and Barbie right after I kissed the other friend at the wood-party. damn i think I am in need of kissingggggg...
I am kind of over E..although once i tried to speak to him on the facebook chat and he didnt respond...and i dont like that...I already told you I WANNA have the POWER. the last word.
I am invited to his party after my bac. I think I will go to it. But hundreds of people are invited so I guess we wont even speak. uh.
well. thats all for me I guess. told you. Nuthing much.
xox you know you love me

Leo- HE FINALLY WROTE TO ME! he spoke to me on the chat. ahhhhhh i feel so so releaaaved. yeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!! okay so now i am sure that i will be able to see him again. and fuck him. OHHHHHHH yes i will. so much hahaha.. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(rgasms * 100000000). yey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IVE GOT THE POWER. ;) after five days of worrying and "why the fuck did i have to send him that msg"-ing I finalllllly feeel releaaaved..and can fully concentrate on my studieeees. Haahhaahaa!!!! LOVE THIS!

Frustration

Barbie- So, just like Leo, I have to express my inner feelings. It has been since friday I saw Shrimpy last, and saturday he dissed me for another party (and didn't even respond to my sms). I need to see him again. I absolutely have to. I don't even know him, but the fact that he's dissing me sort of turns me on, makes me interested in him.
I wrote to him on facebook like sunday and he was sort of dissing me. Responded shortly and didn't carry on the conversation, you know.

I wish he would just be honest with me and tell me to go to hell or kiss me until my lips falls off. I'm just so sick of guessing and playing games. I'm not 15 years old anymore. I can handle the truth. And just like Leo's situation, I'M WAY TOO HOT FOR HIM. Thinking about texting him again, but how fucking desperate would that look?

Fuck, why can't I get this mec out of my brain?

Leo- he still hasnt answered. I dont know what to do. okay yes I do. I should stop speaking to him AND try to not think about him. because i need to work and focus on my studies. Then when ill be free, when i graduate and when ill be done with everything ill concentrate on GETTING him. Pandora thinks i got feelings. I thougth so too..but no!!! its just that I dont like it when its me chasing the guy..what i want is that he chases me...that he starts wanting me more than I want him..humans always want and desire what they cant get..well i want E. AND I WILL GET HIM. from now on its my objective. But since I know there is no need to waste too much time on him now (since he isnt in paris right now) I will try to, as I said before, put him aside in a little part of my brain and keep him for later. I will tryyyyyy because for the moment i am obsessing..uhhh.

the worst thing in all this is that i am so much hotter than him. Like really. HE SHOULD WANT ME SO MUCH.

LEO - okay i sent him a msg yestarday. He hasnt answered...he's been on facebook though???and changed status...WHY THEN DIDNT HE ANSWER THAT FUCKER?????can anyone explain?

hii bitches, this is pandora - and not pandera as leo kept writing hehe.
im afraid i dont have enough time to write a loong post right now, so ill keep it sweet and short :D
the competition officially started yesterday night, since both leo and i got laid - and trust me, we needed it reaaaaaaal badly.
homegirl kinda stole my story btw haha, so ill just add a few details!
when we left the first party to go to the dwarf's one, i was literally praying that mr emo would be there since i have slight crush on him, and luckily elvis presley ( yay, cause hes the sex god ) heard me and my victim was there.
it all started with a bit of innocent small talk, then i started flirting a bit more obviously, which wasnt as easy as usual since hes shy and i was drunk as fuck- even had to inadvertently go puke in the toilets at one point, where leo found me - haha she was like "wtf are u doing?" and being the alkie that i am i just said "oh nothing, just puking a bit u know" before walking out- yeah, thats how real girls do it ; )
after flirting like 30 more mins with mr emo he got tangled in my web and finally took some initiative! i had gotten a bit sleepy and was pretending to be falling asleep (on his shoulder of course), so he asked where i was planning to sleep- and i said i had no idea, to which he responded i could sleep here and u will all be very surprised to hear that i accepted his suggestion hehehehehe
he then stood up, said he was going to bed and told me to come with him- naturally i did, and when he closed the door of the bedroom, mr nice guy got down to business - literally, rawwwr.
best on top sex in my whole life- i think this ones a keeper tehehe.
on the other hand, havnt been able to get more than 2 hours of sleep - not that he lasted that long, but he snores like a defect vacuum cleaner and i spent half of the night laughing because of the strange noises my bed neighbour kept making..
anywacky, this is way longer than it was supposed to be, so ill sum the whole story up in 3words - pandora 1 point -
and this is only the beginning..

Leo again- okay okay last time we had sex was at 9 this morning. It is 20:oo now. AND I AM SO HORNY I WANT HIM AGAAAAAIIIN AND AGAIIIN RIGHT NOOOOOW!!!! :'(

sent him a msg. saying some bullshit with a thanks for last night xx at the end. hope he answers!!! or ill DIE...

daaaamn this is so typical me..! I think ive got feelings!!!!!! Do I always have to get feelings for guys I fuck???? aaaaaa

Shrimp fiesta

Whadup. This is your Barbie speaking. Well well, so Leo has already given you an idea of how it went down last night. So, I was looking to find my Shrimp all night, because we had desided to stay in touch on Saturday, but that bitch didn’t answer my sms (wtf is wrong with him?). I was pretty pissed off, and the night turned out to be CATA-fucking-STROPHIC on my side. It included trying to reject my friend’s ex in a nice way, being called a ”moviestar from the 50s”, a lot of alcohol and missing Crevette.

And I was the only one not getting a point that night, but i had my reason (the once-a-month reason). But I was really frustrated at that bitchy Shrimp whom I had planned to make out with.

Reasons why the Shrimp didn’t want to see me Saturday: He’s gay, he’s married (not probable, since he is like 8 yrs old. Yes, I am a cougar), he’s scared of me, he doesn’t like me that much, he has a girlfriend. I think it’s a mix between being scared and not being interested of me enough. Well, he missed out on something I would imagine is a 3 on the 6-scale. And yes, it includes my mouth and his dick.

Anywho, like Leo said, there were 3 guys desperately seeking to prada me last night. 1st, there’s my friend’s ex, then mr Boob Rapist (who always tries with me, but never has success, ew) and the Frog who went up to me and begged me to stay and fuck him. HMMMMM, NO duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. That bitch even said ”please”. What did he imagine? That i was gonna be all like: ”Ok, when you ask so politely, I could throw you a mercy jump.” I don’t think so. I’d rather be fingered by Edward Scissorhands than have you on top of me.

That’s that, I slept at E:s house so Leo could make sweet sweet fuck to him.Well, i was really happy about not accidently sleep with one of those losers. But I still can’t get over being dissed by that Shrimp. The sad part is that I want him more now. I know where he lives, in his little Shrimp apartment, and I will soon break in and rape him if it’s gonna carry on like this. I have NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS.

Well, we will see if i get my Shrimp fiesta. Otherwise I will dry my tears, move on and start FUCKIN PARIS.

xx

Okay. So this is Leo speaking.
---> Yesterday (may saturday 2/2009)
I had sex with ET. Therefore I do now have 1 point !!!!

At fisrt we were at a party but it really sucked so Barbie, Pandera and I called the dwarf.. who told us that there wasnt any party at his place but that he was going to ET's house !! (Earlier that day I had spoken to him on facebook and he told me he would send me a text later in they evening so that we would meet ...but he never sent me that msg!!!! So i thought it was reallly embarrassing to go to his party...but I did anyway...I was too horny...and I dont really have any self controll...besides Pandera and Barbie really wanted to go as well. Barbie was hoping the shrimp would be there, and Pandera just wanted a fuck...so we go to ET's place..so many cooool people that Ive stalked on facebook and that Ive met at parties before but that I barely know..was really intimidated in the beginning..but after a while i just went with the flow and spoke to people around me...but..but...not a word to ET. Had done la bise (french way of saying hi, kisses on the cheeks) to him but that was all. Didnt even dare to look at him. After an hour or so...dont really know..everybody was leaving... we decided to go to the dwarfs place...buy alcohol and hang with a few people... but then I heard ET was going clubbing with fucking miss Perfect..so I go up to him and I ask him like hey, where are you going? -hey, clubbing with my sister (well no...with miss perfect..not his sistah..), and you? - Im going to the dwarfz -aha, well ill join you later, we stay in touch . me -hihi ok :).

I was reallly jealous when i saw miss perfect go away with him.. and especially because I never thought he actually would come to the dwarfs afterwards as he said he would!At the dwarfs it was quite fun.. Mr Boob was so drunk and tried to convince me to like kiss him or go out with him or whatever..and I was so rude (haha loved it) and kept saying like NO I DONT WANT YOU take that aha aaahaaaa. and i told him i knew how he thought like uhhh that girl is easy im gona tell her shes beautiful and that i like her..that way she will sleep with me!!! WELL NO MR BOOB NOOOOOOOOO. UHH> im so powerful ;)!!!the dwarf was flirting so bad with Barbie who was sad because the shrimp never showed up..and Pandera was hitting on Mr emo...and then..ET CAME! ET CAME! in the beginning i ignored him and we didnt speak. but then after a while we started speaking, came closer and closer , then kissed,,,,,,,then he fingered me!! and was like please stay at my place ---> me super horny OK! But when we are about to leave and look for Pandera...what do we hear??? SHE IS IN A ROOM WITH MR EMO HAVING SEX! uh mine gosh! so yep...we left her there..hahah and ye...it was a little akward bacause everybody knew me and ET we're gona have sex..the dwarf teased me like hahah have FUN LEO!

okay so now's the interesting part: we go home to ET's place. Pandera gets a bed upstairs. Me and ET go to a room...have sex for two hours...he was so attentionate..like careful and asked me all the time if i liked it and took my hand so that i would show him the right spots hoho..and when i sucked him he warned me like "careful its coming".. it was really good even though i didnt get an orgasm.. did me on top, he on top, doggy, on the side. Sucked and Cunni. BUT -----> HE NEVER CAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I am sooooo worried!! I dont understand like WHY WHY WHY why wouldnt he cum???? seriously!!!!!! we were going on for sooo long and i reaaallllly wanted him to ejaculate!!! at the end we just stopped because we were tired.. :( an other thing i didnt really like: when we slept he turned around..i wanted to like sleep in his arms....

next morning when we woke up..i started touching his hair...and then little by little we started making out again and haha had sex once again but! only for five minutes because we thought we heard noize outside..In the morning the sex was really good..I was so turned on..I think that I could have gotten an orgasm if we had continued..

when we left he kissed me (smack) and I said: call me when you come back to Paris..and he was like ye ye ok..

okay. thats the storyyyyyyyyyyyy!